Elk are thugs 

Kinja'd!!! "Bob LeDrew" (bobledrew1)
09/21/2018 at 11:43 • Filed to: None

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Don’t believe me? Take a !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! they did to this Parks Canada vehicle in Jasper National Park, Alberta.

Then imagine the poor sap who might have tried to feed one a carrot.


DISCUSSION (20)


Kinja'd!!! diplodicus > Bob LeDrew
09/21/2018 at 11:46

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Wouldn’t of happened if it was made out of steel. /s


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Bob LeDrew
09/21/2018 at 11:49

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Clearly it was Krusty

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Kinja'd!!! Stapleface > Bob LeDrew
09/21/2018 at 11:49

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Damn, that looks like that was hit with a .50 cal.   


Kinja'd!!! Bob LeDrew > Stapleface
09/21/2018 at 11:53

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I was thinking more shotgun with slugs. But yes. 


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
09/21/2018 at 12:04

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Jasper National Park

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Kinja'd!!! vicali > Bob LeDrew
09/21/2018 at 12:05

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I hate going through the parks because of dumb people...

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Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > diplodicus
09/21/2018 at 12:06

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#realelknotactors


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Stapleface
09/21/2018 at 12:07

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Kinja'd!!! Bob LeDrew > vicali
09/21/2018 at 12:12

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Elk are, by all accounts, less aggressive when not rutting. But one would have to know the signs of being in rut to make that assessment wisely... so yeah.

I was in Jasper a few years ago, rented a bike, did some trail riding, and saw some elk among other things. And I gotta tell ya, I was considering how my maximum velocity and endurance matched up to an elk’s. And I didn’t feel good about my numbers. 


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > diplodicus
09/21/2018 at 12:38

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damn Elk and their steel tool boxes


Kinja'd!!! vicali > Bob LeDrew
09/21/2018 at 12:58

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I like elk, my freezer is full of it.

I don’t like tourists who stop and leave their cars running with the doors open on the highway to get out and take pictures...

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Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Bob LeDrew
09/21/2018 at 13:10

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Wow looks like a shotgun slug went through there


Kinja'd!!! Stapleface > vicali
09/21/2018 at 13:11

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Well, i imagine for most people they’ve probably never seen one in the wild before so it’s probably novel to them.

So, what does elk taste like? I imagine similar to dear meat?


Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > diplodicus
09/21/2018 at 13:11

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Wouldn't have pierced the side of my M37. You can hammer nails straight on my fenders like a work bench.


Kinja'd!!! M.T. Blake > Bob LeDrew
09/21/2018 at 13:22

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Is that truck aluminum? The elk was only testing out his beer bong horn prongs!


Kinja'd!!! vicali > Stapleface
09/21/2018 at 13:33

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Elk > Moose > Beef > Deer..

https://rangelandbison.ca/elk-meat-health-benefits/


Kinja'd!!! Gerry197 > diplodicus
09/21/2018 at 13:49

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Depends on the steel body.  Modern steel bodies what are designed to help reduce weight, it would have gone through just the same.  Though it probably would have been cheaper to fix.    


Kinja'd!!! Nom De Plume > vicali
09/21/2018 at 14:56

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Nothing is finer than a properly seasoned Elk steak.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Bob LeDrew
09/21/2018 at 16:40

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But is war against Canada not justified?


Kinja'd!!! gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > Bob LeDrew
01/29/2019 at 20:56

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Figured you’d appreciate this.

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